You know you're really, really close to your due date when...

• You wake up to find your husband sleeping in another bedroom due to your loud snoring. (And that's after he woke you up and asked you to roll over...yeah, rolling over no longer helps!)
• You hear "She looks like she is going to explode!" come out of a 10 year olds mouth as you pass him in the hallway.
• Your ankle bones are nonexistent. Seriously.
• Your doctor is genuinely surprised when you make it to your next checkup.
• Coworkers are genuinely surprised when they see you at work the next day. "I was sure you were going to have that baby last night." Um, nope.
• Everyone answers their phone on the first ring when they see your number on caller ID.
• Everyone gets upset and worried when you don't answer your phone. FYI...mine is off from 2-4, nap time! :)
• You answer, "I feel fine/good/ok!" at least 20 times a day.
• You don't even glance at the scale at the doctor's office, because let's face, who really cares at this point!?
• You no longer care that the furniture store sent you the wrong chest, because at this point, you won't get the right one before the baby gets here.
• Your bags are packed, you're ready to go...but have nowhere to go...yet!